Busy Bitches Cookbook aka Lazy Bitches Cookbook: A Banana Heart Attack

17 Aug

This is for neither the busy, nor the lazy. But, whatevs. It would just be filed under “Shit That Doesn’t Belong In This Recipe Book”…if it were a book.
Not sure if it’s a pie or a pudding, but it’s definitely a heart attack waiting to happen. It’s so worth it. I whipped this up when I wanted banana pudding, but couldn’t find my vanilla flavoring or condensed milk. I just had to wing it. Oh. My. Gawd. Turned out phenom.

Ingredients:

  • 1 5oz package of vanilla pudding
  • 1 8oz package of cream cheese (softened)
  • 1 cup of milk
  • 1 cup of vanilla ice cream (slightly softened)
  • 1/2 cup of heavy cream (see what I mean about the heart attack, now?)
  • 2 Bananas
  • Nilla Wafers
  • Nilla wafer pie crust (optional, can just use wafers to make it more pudding-like)
  • Thawed Cool-whip


Combine first ingredients, beat until well blended
Line bottom of pie crust with banana slices OR line bottom of dish with crushed or whole Nilla wafers, then top wafers with banana slices.
Pour half of the “stuff” you just mixed up on top.
Spread it out, duh.
Top with more Nilla wafers and banana slices

Pour remainder of the pudding on top and spread out. You can top with Nilla wafers and banana slices again if you’d like. I didn’t have any room!

Cover with Cool-Whip
Top with crushed Nilla wafers (I like those bitches)
It’s going to be really thick if you use a pie crust, so you will have to rig up the lid with aluminum foil..

Set the lid on top, wrap bottom and sides with aluminum foil to cover the sides of the lid and pie. Refrigerate until ready to eat.. or grab a frickin spoon and dig on in.

EFF’ing De-licious.

Try it and let me know how you like it.. if you survive the heart attack.

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